Veivoli Fijian Style.
"Hey Semisi! I have a cow for you for just $500!"
"E, vinaka Jone! I'll take it - you can bring it to my koro tomorrow!
The next day: "Sorry Semisi, but the cow, thing died last night."
"Seti seti, mau-mau.! Okay then, ju…
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared??..She confides this ' news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a…
A man went to a women underwear company for a job interview.
The manager says, "If you can answer these 3 questions right, the job is
yours!
We pack our panties in 7-packs, 5-packs and 12-packs. Why?"
The man thinks for a moment and replies,
T…
MARRIED WITH 5 KIDS.LEFT HOME LAST 2 YEARS TO STUDY IN A FOREIGN LAND.BEING IN THE MILITARY FOR THE PAST 22 YEARS.YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE I GUESS YOULL HAVE TO ASK A LADY FROM MOALA WHO LIVES AT SULUA PLACE ,CUNNINGHAM.
ni yadra vinaka!!!!au se kila ga ni o Tim Tam dau cola qita...hahahaahah!!!How r u???Sa mai 1 month tale qo ena Colo....Sa dou turaga kaikai ga o kemudou....