Viti International©

Two cannibals eating a clown,one turns to another and said,does this taste funny to you

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

LMAO!!

Reply to This

WHY IS DER 2??

Reply to This

Who else is he talkin to? lol

Reply to This

LMFAOOO i just read da joke..duh..dint see it before

Reply to This

i think they hungry and they jst go for it,and all of a sudden they realize its a clown :clown: :clown:

Reply to This

my friend,didn't u see theirs 2 cannibals mention there!!

Reply to This

uh huh...i got it already!! lmfaooo

kk so whers da next one?? haahha

Reply to This

I went to the social security dept and did not bring my Identification papers to ascertain my age.
I told the sweet young thing ..I opened my shirt buttons and said.look at my chest hair...its all grey....common please.
She was kind enough to fill my particulars for a social security grant.....
I went home and told my missus about it......she said I should have pull my pants down,I would have got disability grant as well
thats when the fight started......................... :D

Reply to This

How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean

Reply to This

In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time.

A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes.

"You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not drive through red lights' 500 times!

Reply to This

lmfaooo gud one

Reply to This

What’s winning attitude?

3 Ants saw an elephant coming.

Ant 1: We will kill him

Ant 2: We will break his legs

Ant 3: Forgive him guys, he is alone & we are 3.

Reply to This

Reply to This

RSS

Search V.I.

Chat Rooms

© 2010   Created by V.I..   Powered by .

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service