I went to the social security dept and did not bring my Identification papers to ascertain my age.
I told the sweet young thing ..I opened my shirt buttons and said.look at my chest hair...its all grey....common please.
She was kind enough to fill my particulars for a social security grant.....
I went home and told my missus about it......she said I should have pull my pants down,I would have got disability grant as well
thats when the fight started......................... :D
In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes.
"You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not drive through red lights' 500 times!