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Permalink Reply by Leogloriana on -
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster
And ten hens
He kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass,
He went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village,
So he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation,
Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,'
He said,
'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,'
He said,
'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,'
He said,
'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen
MY
Cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
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Permalink Reply by Missymarz on -
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He
decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his
manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch.
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is
over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does
not find any useful information.
He tries every button on the instrument, without
success. finally the farmer decides to call the
customer hotline. 'Hello, I just bought a milking cow
machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how
do I remove it from the cow's udder?''
' 'Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service
person, ''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!'
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Permalink Reply by Miss Ma.FL.ocka on -
GOOOOD LAWWWWWD LMAOO !!!!
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Permalink Reply by Miss Ma.FL.ocka on
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Hahah.... ewwwww...... but OUCHY!!!!
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Permalink Reply by OJ on
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There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers
his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When
he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach
and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go
to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the
man was talking about. So they ask her if she did
anything to the man.
She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but
while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a
while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest,
and smashed all its eggs.
Never Lie to Kids....lol
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Permalink Reply by HRHLil L on -
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her undies, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her undies." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!
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Permalink Reply by Missymarz on
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Gabriel's Horn
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun,
Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not
to look at Fr. John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he
told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday
night bath had gone.
“Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily. “I’ve been saved.” “Saved?
And how did that fine thing come about?” asked the old nun. “Well,
when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and
while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where
he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.” “Did he now?” said the old
nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, “And Fr. John said that if the Key to
Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John
guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.”
“Is that a fact?” said the old nun even more evenly.
“At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation
was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart
with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.”
“That wicked old Devil!” said the old nun. “He told me it was
Gabriel’s Horn, and I’ve been blowing it for 40 years!”
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