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Permalink Reply by Leogloriana on September 5, 2009 at 9:01am: The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster
And ten hens
He kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass,
He went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village,

So he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,
Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,'

He said,
'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.

'No, no,'

He said,
'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.

'No, no,'

He said,

'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen

MY
Cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.
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Permalink Reply by L. on September 5, 2009 at 10:35am: GOOOOD LAWWWWWD LMAOO !!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sonofbendover on September 5, 2009 at 5:36pm: Holy Cow; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by HRHLil L on September 5, 2009 at 6:26pm: lmaooo; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Missymarz on September 5, 2009 at 9:58am: A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He
decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his
manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch.

Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is
over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does
not find any useful information.

He tries every button on the instrument, without
success. finally the farmer decides to call the
customer hotline. 'Hello, I just bought a milking cow
machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how
do I remove it from the cow's udder?''

' 'Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service
person, ''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!'; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by L. on September 5, 2009 at 10:35am: Hahah.... ewwwww...... but OUCHY!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sonofbendover on September 5, 2009 at 5:36pm: Bloody heck...........i almost spilt my drink 10/10; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by HRHLil L on September 5, 2009 at 6:27pm: lolz..2L ay..; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by LIVAI WAQA on January 29, 2010 at 3:56am: Sega ni drakusi ya....sa flat sara beka ga...uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by OJ on September 5, 2009 at 1:16pm: There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers
his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?"

So the man answers, "A bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When
he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.

A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach
and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go
to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the
man was talking about. So they ask her if she did
anything to the man.

She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but
while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a
while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest,
and smashed all its eggs.

Never Lie to Kids....lol; ▶ Reply to This